AISubs v3.7
Competition!
Tears qualifier!
What?
I don't know why you can say like that
We're going to do a tears qualifier, right?
Have you cried recently?
Humans are the only creatures that can make you laugh.
The most important thing is not to laugh, but to cry.
I think that's the great thing about humans.
Today, we're going to learn about sadness in our videos.
This time, we're going to prepare something we can cry about.
We're going to raise our hands and see how many tears we can cry in one minute.
And we're going to compete who has the best sensitivity.
The person who cries the most wins.
Let's announce our strategies.
I saw Doraemon come home and cried for a minute.
You're terrible.
After I went to Charisma Brothers and came back, I cried on the plane.
You're terrible.
Meanwhile, you...
You're laughing about me dying six months ago.
Stop it.
What are you laughing about?
Why are you laughing?
I brought a house.
This is funny.
Oh, in front of the house...
Stop it.
Cut it out.
You're a good boy.
As I said earlier, I can't cry if you tell me to cry.
If you think about it, tears are for protecting your eyes.
It's just a liquid that protects your important eyeballs from harm.
By hurting my eyeballs, I can measure my tears, which are natural biological reactions.
You're terrible.
You're saying something different.
Let's do it with sadness in mind.
It's a work that loosens the tear glands now.
Let's start with those of you who can cry here.
Are you crying because you're nervous?
Are you going to cry from now on?
No, you can't laugh.
Isn't it time for you to cry?
First, let's increase the water volume of the tire.
The operation has already begun.
Oh, it's started.
It's already started.
I was going to loosen the wire, but why is this video?
I'm going to send a signal that will give you a stimulus to your eyes now.
I'll decide the sound of the timer for a minute later.
Besides that, besides that...
I remember listening to it a lot.
Legend of Zelda?
I wonder if I should play it with the original screen.
Oh! It's here!
That's it!
Motokano's alarm clock
By the time this is over, it's already over.
Hey, you're in the way.
I'm making it now.
Wow!
"Motokano's alarm clock" only?
Wow! Motokano!
Well, is it okay?
It's pretty bad, young lady.
Wow! I'm scared!
Go, go, go!
Can you see it?
I can see it, I can see it, I can see it!
Here we go!
Start!
Start! One minute!
Motokano's alarm clock
It's not funny at all.
Isn't this not sadness but just pain?
It's already over.
Don't make me laugh!
Wait a minute, but didn't you just cry a little?
No, it's only pepper.
What is this?
We're really going to cry.
Seriously.
Motokano's alarm clock
I'm worried about you.
Wait, I can't do anything when the camera is rolling.
Why?
I can't do anything because of the camera.
Wait.
You didn't want to show it to me, did you?
What?
It's really difficult when the camera is rolling.
And you, Yuu.
What?
You are the only one who can't do it.
What a low level.
What is this?
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm sorry.
Grandma.
Why?
Why did you die?
This is not an emotion.
This is a simple stimulation.
This is not an emotion.
Grandma.
Wait.
Ki.
Do.
Ai.
Raku.
The average of all of them.